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Los Merengues stunningly brilliant: Barcelona vs. Real Madrid, 2013 El Clasico: Final score 3-1

Real Madrid are heading to the final of the Copa del Rey on the back of an all-around spectacular performance by manager Jose Mourinho and all of Los Blancos’ players. They dominated Barcelona throughout the match and never looked like losing.

A masterful tactical plan from Jose Mourinho, a brilliant performance by all of his players and another impotent attacking display from Barcelona have all come together to send Real Madrid to the final of the Copa del Rey. Los Merengues scored in three different ways to win 3-1 at the Camp Nou on Tuesday night, winning the tie 4-2 on aggregate and producing arguably the most impressive result they’ve achieved against the Blaugrana during the Mourinho era.

Lionel Messi had a brilliant chance after just two minutes, but missed his opportunity to undo Real Madrid’s gameplan before they got settled into the match. Pedro did brilliantly on the right wing to play him into space, but Barca’s No. 10 couldn’t get his shot on target from eight yards.

As Madrid settled into their defensive shape, attacking opportunities dissipated for the Blaugrana, and the visitors looked well in control of situations without the ball following the Messi miss. However, Barcelona put together a decent attack in the 12th minute, when Ronaldo fell asleep defensively and allowed Dani Alves too much space, eventually leading to a foul on Andres Iniesta on the edge of the box.

Unfortunately for them, that free kick went nowhere, and the ensuing Madrid counter attack led to their goal. A brilliant run down the flank from Ronaldo led to a one-on-one situation in the penalty area against Gerard Pique. The Barcelona defender was fooled by Ronaldo’s stepovers and attempted a tackle just a hair late, catching Ronaldo and getting none of the ball. Ronaldo stepped up and sent Jose Manuel Pinto the wrong way before burying the penalty, putting his side ahead 1-0 on the night and 2-1 on aggregate.

The game became a wide open and frenetic affair late in the first half, with both teams pushing hard for a goal, while simultaneously looking confident in their back lines to cut out dangerous attacks. Alvaro Arbeloa and Carles Puyol picked up yellow cards in the dying minutes of the half as things got chippy, but neither team looked much like scoring, despite the open nature of the match. At the very end of the period, Jordi Alba took a slight shove in the back from Arbeloa and attempted to milk a second yellow for the Madrid right back out of the situation, to no avail.

Barcelona had the first big chance of the second half, when Diego Lopez was forced into a save on a long shot by Sergio Busquets in the 52nd minute and Fabregas missed on a follow-up attempt, but that would be the closest they would come to looking like they could win the tie. Just five minutes after failing to capitalize on that opportunity, they were destroyed by a Madrid counter that put the tie to bed.

Los Merengues turned defense into attack instantly in the 57th minute, when Sami Khedira played a long ball upfield following a blocked Barcelona shot. Angel Di Maria won the race to the ball, then made an incredible dribbling move to cause Puyol to fall down. Pinto saved his shot, but Cristiano Ronaldo was unmarked on the follow-up, and had all the time he wanted to settle the ball and finish comfortably.

If that goal didn’t end the match, the one Raphael Varane scored 11 minutes later certainly did. With Barcelona pressing forward even harder than normal, they were left susceptible to counter attacks, and Madrid won a corner on a surge forward. Mesut Özil took and found the head of Varane, who rose up above everyone and powered and absolutely spectacular header into the net, scoring his second goal in as many matches against the Blaugrana.

Barcelona attempted to claw their way back into the game with an array of attacking substitutions, but with Madrid three goals ahead and with an advantage on away goals, their incentive to take risks in attack was gone. Even so, Mourinho’s men continued to look dangerous on the counter for the rest of the match. They switched off late, allowing Jordi Alba to net a consolation goal for the Blaugrana in the 89th minute.

There is another Clasico looming at the weekend, but it matters very little compared to this game. With Barcelona already having virtually wrapped up the La Liga crown, this was the biggest match of Madrid’s season to date. They’ve salvaged an otherwise lackluster season with this victory, and will be favorites to win the Copa del Rey final, even if their local rivals Atletico Madrid, who are currently above them in the league, are the other finalists.

Sorce: http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2013/2/26/4032842/barcelona-vs-real-madrid-2013-el-clasico-final-score-result-copa-del-rey

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Beda ‘Cinta’ dan ‘Kentut’ : Refleksi di hari Valentino

Cinta dan kentut tidak bisa ditahan, keduanya bisa menjadi lega bila terlaksana.
Cinta tertahan sama dengan sengsara, Kentut ditahan sama dengan menderita.
Cinta terkesan malu-malu tapi mau, Kentut bikin malu-maluin baunya.
Cinta tanpa rasa, bukan Cinta namanya,  Kentut tak berbau, bukan  Kentut namanya.
Cinta itu rapuh,  Kentut itu bau.
Cinta itu halus,  Kentut itu virus.
Cinta diam-diam membuat orang mabuk kepayang,
 Kentut diam-diam membuat orang mabuk kepalang.
Cinta bagi kebanyakan orang muda, “Ahhh, Cinta monyet…!”
 Kentut didepan banyak orang, “Sialan, monyet lu…!”
Cinta dan  Kentut sama-sama sering dicari:
Kalau sudah Cinta: “Dimana engkau duhai kekasih?”
Kalau sudah  Kentut: “Siapa nih yang  Kentut? Hayoo, ngaku gak…?!!!”
Cinta berlebih membuat orang terbuai,  Kentut berlebih membuat orang terkulai.
Cinta menyatukan persepsi,  Kentut menyatukan emosi.


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Prediksi Manchester United vs Real Madrid, 14 Pebruari 2013

chamPertarungan paling menarik mungkin dalam putaran Liga Champions babak 16 besar adalah antara Man. Untited  vs  Real Madrid. Sekretaris klub Manchester United, John Alexander, merasa bahwa pertandingan di babak 16 besar Liga Champions melawan Real Madrid nanti merupakan salah satu pertandingan yang dinanti-nantikan.

Pertandingan tersebut tentunya akan menjadi spesial bagi sosok Cristiano Ronaldo, dimana sang mega bintang asal Portugal tersebut harus menghadapi mantan klubnya.

Begitu pula bagi John Alexander yang menganggap bahwa pertandingan tersebut tentu saja dinantikan oleh banyak orang, walaupun juga berharap seandainya bisa terjadi di fase selanjutnya.

Pertandingan ini akan disiarkan langsung tanggal 14 Februari 2013 di SCTV Jam 03.45 WITA. Ini adalah laga paling di nanti di seluruh dunia. Match ini sekaligus menjadi ajang reuni antara Mourinho dan Sir Alex Ferguson. “The Special One”.

Para pemain sendiri sudah terlihat fit karena terakhir kali bertanding rabu lalu bersama tim nasional, sehingga tak satupun dari pemain yang merasa kelelahan. Menurut kami MU akan berhasil mencuri point di kandang dengan selisih skor 1 gol atau dengan Prediksi Skor Manchester United vs Real Madrid [ 0 – 1 ]. Untuk perbandingan persentasi kemenangan antara kedua tim  Manchester United vs Real Madrid adalah 40% – 60%.

Di kubu Real Madrid ada Ronaldo dan di Kubu Manchester United ada Robin Van Persie. Kedua bomber papan atas dunia tersebut akan beradu ketajaman. Bahkan bintang asal Portugal dan Belanda itu diyakini akan menjadi penentu hasil akhir pertemuan kedua tim.

Bagi MU, menang dalam duel melawan Madrid akan menjadi momentum untuk mengembalikan nama besar mereka di Eropa. Karenanya mereka membidik kemenangan dalam laga ini.


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Raphael Varane Equalizes for Madrid, El Classico 2013 Final Score 1 – 1

Raphael Varane’s late goal has given his team hope heading to the Camp Nou on Copa del Rey semifinal edition of El Clasico (30/1/2013).

Real Madrid will go to Camp Nou having merely drawn at home and given up an away goal, which is hardly an ideal situation. But given the way they started the second half against Barcelona on Wednesday and the players that they were without, they’ll be pleased to still be very much in their Copa del Rey semifinal tie after a 1-1 draw.

The hosts got off to an extremely lively start and looked very up for the match from the start. Inside of the first minute, Cristiano Ronaldo was hauled down just outside the penalty box by Gerard Pique, who was shown a yellow card. Ronaldo’s free kick was right to the center of the goal, but swerved wildly and forced Jose Manuel Pinto into a great save.

Xavi had a couple of excellent chances just before the half-hour mark and was unlucky not to score. After a foul by Ricardo Carvalho on the edge of the area, he smacked a brilliant free kick off the crossbar. Three minutes later, he had a shot cleared off the line by Raphael Varane, who had an absolutely brilliant day at the back for Madrid.

Real Madrid had the better chances in the final 15 minutes of the first half, and required a brilliant challenge by Dani Alves to prevent a goal in the 36th minute. A cross by Jose Maria Callejon looked to be headed for the foot of Karim Benzema, but Alves made a spectacular last-ditch sliding challenge to cut it out.

Benzema had his best chance of the game just after halftime. Michael Essien — who was a contender for man of the match along with Varane and all of Barcelona’s playmakers — started the move with a great tackle on Andres Iniesta to start the move, and the ball eventually found its way to Benzema at the top of the box. He juked Carles Puyol, who fell over, but smoked his shot attempt over the crossbar.

Two minutes later, Lionel Messi made Madrid pay for their missed chances when he set up Cesc Fabregas for Barcelona’s opener. The Madrid backline were a bit unlucky to get caught out by a touch by Messi, who poked a 50-50 ball into the path of Fabregas without bothering to win it or bring it down first. Free on goal, Cesc finished comfortably.

Chances continued to fall for both sides as the second half wore on, with both sets of defenders preventing what would have been easy goals for the attacking players against opponents of lesser quality. Varane did brilliantly to pick a ball off Fabregas in the 56th minute when the Barcelona man should have score, and Pique did the same to Ronaldo in the 66th minute following a cross by Mesut Özil.

Barcelona could have scored more, but they have a few poor misses in the second half. In the 70th minute, Fabregas pulled a shot over the bar off a cutback by Alves. Three minutes later, Fabregas sprung Pedro on a counter-attack, but the Barcelona forward failed to finish an easy one-on-one against Diego Lopez.

In the 81st minute, Varane netted a much needed goal for the hosts to pull them back into the tie. An indirect free kick went to Özil, who swung a great cross into the center of the box. Varane rose up between two Barcelona defenders, winning the ball in the air easily and directing a fantastic header to the near post that Pinto was unable to save.

Jordi Alba had a chance to fire his team to victory in the 88th minute, but had his shot saved by Lopez. Barca will feel comfortable with a 1-1 draw heading back to Camp Nou for the second leg of this Copa del Rey semifinal, but Madrid will go to Catalonia with hope, thanks to Varane.

Source: http://www.sbnation.com/soccer


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Kisah Istri Manja

Semoga peristiwa di bawah ini membuat kita belajar bersyukur untuk apa yang kita miliki :
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Aku membencinya, itulah yang selalu kubisikkan dalam hatiku hampir sepanjang kebersamaan kami. Meskipun menikahinya, aku tak pernah benar-benar menyerahkan hatiku padanya. Menikah karena paksaan orangtua, membuatku membenci suamiku sendiri.
Walaupun menikah terpaksa, aku tak pernah menunjukkan sikap benciku. Meskipun membencinya, setiap hari aku melayaninya sebagaimana tugas istri. Aku terpaksa melakukan semuanya karena aku tak punya pegangan lain. Beberapa kali muncul keinginan meninggalkannya tapi aku tak punya kemampuan finansial dan dukungan siapapun. Kedua orangtuaku sangat menyayangi suamiku karena menurut mereka, suamiku adalah sosok suami sempurna untuk putri satu-satunya mereka.
Ketika menikah, aku menjadi istri yang teramat manja. Kulakukan segala hal sesuka hatiku. Suamiku juga memanjakanku sedemikian rupa. Aku tak pernah benar-benar menjalani tugasku sebagai seorang istri. Aku selalu bergantung padanya karena aku menganggap hal itu sudah seharusnya setelah apa yang ia lakukan padaku. Aku telah menyerahkan hidupku padanya sehingga tugasnyalah membuatku bahagia dengan menuruti semua keinginanku.
Di rumah kami, akulah ratunya. Tak ada seorangpun yang berani melawan. Jika ada sedikit saja masalah, aku selalu menyalahkan suamiku. Aku tak suka handuknya yang basah yang diletakkan di tempat tidur, aku sebal melihat ia meletakkan sendok sisa mengaduk susu di atas meja dan meninggalkan bekas lengket, aku benci ketika ia memakai komputerku meskipun hanya untuk menyelesaikan pekerjaannya. Aku marah kalau ia menggantung bajunya di kapstock bajuku, aku juga marah kalau ia memakai pasta gigi tanpa memencetnya dengan rapi, aku marah kalau ia menghubungiku hingga berkali-kali ketika aku sedang bersenang-senang dengan teman-temanku.
Tadinya aku memilih untuk tidak punya anak. Meskipun tidak bekerja, tapi aku tak mau mengurus anak. Awalnya dia mendukung dan akupun ber-KB dengan pil. Tapi rupanya ia menyembunyikan keinginannya begitu dalam sampai suatu hari aku lupa minum pil KB dan meskipun ia tahu ia membiarkannya. Akupun hamil dan baru menyadarinya setelah lebih dari empat bulan, dokterpun menolak menggugurkannya.


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Makananan Pembangkit Libido, Apa saja ya?

Ternyata makanan bisa menciptakan dan membangun rasa nyaman untuk bercinta. Beberapa komponen dalam makanan dipercaya bisa meningkatkan hasrat seksual (afrodisiak). Apa saja makanan itu?
1. Alpukat
Salah satu alasan ilmiah mengapa alpukat masuk akal sebagai afrodisiak adalah bahwa makanan ini kaya akan lemak tak jenuh dan rendah lemak jenuh, baik untuk jantung dan pembuluh darah Anda. Apa pun yang membuat jantung Anda berdetak kuat, secara otomatis akan membantu darah mengalir ke seluruh tubuh. Pria dengan penyakit jantung yang umumnya dua kali lebih mungkin untuk menderita disfungsi ereksi (DE).

2. Seafood
Meskipun tekstur mereka licin dan berlendir, namun beberapa makanan laut seperti tiram sudah terkenal memiliki sifat afrodisiak. Makanan ini juga salah satu sumber terbaik untuk meningkatkan libido, dengan meningkatkan jumlah seng (zinc) dalam tubuh. Beberapa jenis makanan laut lain juga dapat bertindak sebagai afrodisiak, seperti ikan salmon yang mengandung asam lemak omega-3, yang penting untuk kesehatan jantung.

3. Buah ara
Selain memiliki beragam manfaat untuk mengatasi penyakit kronis, buah ara juga memiliki sejarah panjang sebagai makanan yang berfungsi meningkatakan kesuburan. Sifatnya sebagai afrodisiak sudah tidak diragukan lagi karena buah ini dikemas dengan serat larut dan serat tidak larut, yang penting untuk kesehatan jantung.

4. Kacang almond
Almond sudah lama dipercaya memiliki kemampuan untuk meningkatkan gairah, bertindak sebagai stimulan seksual, dan membantu meningkatkan kesuburan. Seperti asparagus, almond merupakan sumber makanan yang padat nutrisi dan kaya akan beberapa mineral penting untuk kesehatan seksual dan reproduksi, seperti seng, selenium, dan vitamin E.

Seng membantu meningkatkan libido dan hasrat seksual. “Kami tidak mengetahui bagaimana mekanismenya, tapi kami tahu makanan ini mampu meningkatakan gairah seks,” “kata kata seornag pakar sex.

5. Stroberi
Stroberi merupakan sumber yang sangat baik dari asam folat dan vitamin B, yang membantu menangkal risiko cacat lahir pada perempuan hamil. Bahkan, penelitian di University of California, Berkley mengindikasikan, konsumsi stroberi dapat dikaitkan dengan jumlah sperma yang tinggi pada pria.

6. Jeruk
Siapa yang tidak kenal jeruk. Buah tropis ini memiliki kandungan antioksidan yang sangat tinggi, vitamin C, dan asam folat-yang semuanya penting bagi kesehatan reproduksi pria. Salah satu manfaat jeruk adalah menjaga daya tahan dan keseimbangan tubuh. Jeruk juga mengandung berbagai macam kandungan gizi, untuk mencegah penyakit kronis seperti kanker, katarak, dan kardiovaskuler.